Jokes and Funny Pictures

Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
John Wayne

Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:04 pm

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"When a man loves cats I am his friend and comrade without further introduction." - Mark Twain

Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:05 pm

This cracked me up!

I like "I'm here live. I'm not a cat." And the horrified look in the eyes as he glances down is hilarious. How is everyone else not just laughing their asses off?

lol!

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Tue Feb 09, 2021 10:11 pm

hahahaha

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

The one guy at the top snickers after a while. My eyes were watering!

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:53 am

Today "I'm not a cat" is trending on social media.

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

I imagine so!

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

I watched it again a couple more times and there's a tear running down my cheek still.

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:59 pm

On tonight's local news they said the lawyer was using his daughter's computer which is why the filter was on and the "assistant" he refers to is her.

Now it makes a little more sense although why he used her computer instead of his own is still a mystery.

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:59 am

Guillotine?

No, Catllotine!

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:21 am

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Captain Crunch Posts: : 1588 Age : 47 Location : Finland

Would you eat grapes with these fellows.

This man loves his bears.

Captain Crunch Posts: : 1588 Age : 47 Location : Finland

Ok. Just this one and then I just leave it

Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

That's really cool!

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:17 pm

Pork butts are extremely popular around here but I can't say I've ever tried it. I can't get past the name.

The Sabbath word play is cute though.

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

I wonder why there is a dog on the side of the van.

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Fri May 14, 2021 7:55 am

This is one of the funniest commercials I've seen in a long time. I've seen it 100 times and I still chuckle every time:

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

That is funny! I'm sure that with all the Zoom and whatever else platform meetings lately, almost everyone can relate.

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Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am

hahahahahhahahhahahahhhaha

TheKing Posts: : 6661 Age : 50 Location : Maryland, USA

After much delay my first book of puns is now on Amazon in Kindle format!

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Now working on the next installment!

Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

I saw this truck the other morning.

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Jammin' Jem Posts: : 17480 Age : 63 Location : New Jersey

Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:34 pm

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Metal Fisherman Posts: : 28788 Age : 52 Location : Canada

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Captain Crunch Posts: : 1588 Age : 47 Location : Finland

I don´t think in any other country beside Finland is using black metal to advertise cough sweets. Laughing

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